Simply because everyone on facebook is doing it....25 Random things bout me, OH! i tell a lie 38 random things actually

1. Once upon a time, i thought i found the person that i wanted to spend the rest of my life with.

2. I love my friends. No not acquitances, not party or champagne popping buddies. I MEAN friends...you know those people that can see you laugh and tell you’re falling to pieces inside. Like these crazy biatches here.lol! Ohh i wish i cld put all my friend’s pictures here! *sniff*

3. I have three birth marks on my face, on my chin, above my left eye and on the edge of my lip. My dad also has them, in all the exact places.!!!
4. I talk about couture and fashion with immense detail the way some girls talk about boys.
5. I’m addicted to cereal, i’d eat it in the car, for breakfast, luch, dinner, after school, after a night out.
6. My greatest fear is not finding the remote for the t.v.
7. I’m addicted to washing my hands.
8. I party alot, sumtimes too much. Tee-hee
9. I blog because its the only therapy i allow myself.
10. I dont know how to loose, how to come 2nd place, how to be ordinary, or just ‘ok’. If i’m not the star, i take a walk and never come back.
11. Apparently i know how to cook! Yayy me.
12. When i settle down to cry, i flood the room.
13. I’m a complete goofball, sometimes i know not how to control myself to the extent that, i dont know if my friends are laughing at me or with me.
14. I believe in being truly, madly and deeply in-love with THE ONE you are meant to spend your life with. I admit this with great shame, since i’m not cheesy.
15. I am nothing without God Almighty.
16. I love pink!
17. I am....Muslim, Catholic, Igbo, Ijebu, Arab... *sigh* who’s counting. I simply say i’m a naij babe, so i dont confuse myself...or better still..you!
18. My current ringtone is Kanye’s ‘Heartless’ very random i know.. Hehe.
19. I’ve been wearing heels since i was 9yrs old.
20. I have a chronic weakness for shoes. I’d trade my boyfriend for a pair of Kurt Geiger shoes anyday.
21. I pretend to like alchohol so that people wouldnt have a hard time relating to me.
22. I’ve never been drunk.
23. I have complete disregard for people that do not know me....farmiliarity is NOT by force..LOL.
24. Very few people know the right gifts to give me, as obvious as i am...i’m extremely picky.

25. I’m a poser...I shamefully admit.

26. I have little tolerance for people that- kiss ass, cant stand up for what they believe in, or genrally ditzy girls. I would smack them across the face if battery was legitimate.
27. I gossip. Yes, so do you.
28. I depend on my ipod too much.
29. I intend on living my life exactly the way i want to. Anyone that has an opinion should walk in the opposite direction.
30. I love skool.
31. I love letters! Someone recently wrote me one, and i read it everyday. THANK YOU!.
32. I’m being very honest on this blog because, i am under the impression that people rarely come here, unlike my face book page.
33. I panic when things appear uncertian.
34. Music is the food to my soul, and fashion is my way of life..my culture...the air that i breath.
35. I’m very materialistic. Alexandra McQueen shoes, Birkin purses, Feragamo pumps, ice from Jacob the jeweler, vintage champagne, Chanel clothes stitched to precision, cuban cigars, stretch hummers, diamond dust facials, vitamin water, gucci wedges, diamond encrusted blackberry, priceless vintage pearls, ridiculously expensive cavier ..I’ll take it all, and would hurt anyone that stands in my way of getting it. I dont care if you’re judging me.
36. I have persona, when i’m with my friends my voice is the loudest, my jokes are the funniest, my stories are the best...dare i be more cocky?...lol.
37. I am very fascinated by smokers, i just love to watch them take a drag and blow out the smoke. *WOW* serious magic trick. Can you teach me? Lol.
38. My most cherished item, is a picture of me and my mum. Its was taken when i was 1yr old. *Sniff* Love my mummy!!!

Xoxo.

MUSIC IS THE FOOD TO MY SOUL.....Part 2.

Boys and girls...needs i bore you with lousy introductions?...it however has been TOO LONG!..been doing a little bit of blogging for Toy Inc. But my heart remains here *wink* Now to business.
Silly boys, silly silly boys when would you ever learn? Do not ask me what i know about hip-hop cause i might put you to shame. Take a look at the dude below,...recognize him? i highly doubt it. A moment of silence for the late Shimmy shimmy yam. Ex- member of Wu tang Clan, the voice behind hip-hop classic songs like ' Dirty ol' bastard'. I cant seem to get the lyrics out of my head no matter how offensive they always sound.
Intro- 'Oh fuck you cant even sing'

Gimme the mic so i can take it away
Wu-tang killer bees on a Swarn
Chop that down, pass it all around
Lyrics get down, like quick cement to the ground


Dude got kicked out of Wu-Tang before his untimely death, ego so big the Wu-Tang Clan couldnt deal with him anymore. In the same context..ego so big, he made great music to feed that ego. The number one rapper to officially make dreadlocks cool for hip-hop, no Busta Rhymes you weren't the first.
Moving on.....ICE-T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! damn, where do i start. I'm not even talking bout the old man's swag or the money. When i refer to gangster rap (by the way not every rap song is straight up gangster) ice-t always, always, always pops into my head. When i'm talking bout people that revolutionalized hip-hop, officially making it a music gendre of its own i'm talking about ice-t. Special reference to albums like 'Rhyme pays' in 1987, 'Power' in 1988 and the all time classic..'The iceberg/freedom of speech....just watch what you say' of 1989. *sigh* i could go on.

These days, it seems he's more popular for being married to his porno- star wife 'coco'. Who's complaining tho. Will you look at the size of those!!!!!... LOL!.

If you're not already drooling over Lady gaga, then i suggest you take a serious reality check. What baffles me tho is that she's been around for almost fiver years, and ya'll are just paying attention to her. Kind of reminds me of Ne-yo and 50- cent, they was probably aorund of three years before the world finally woke up and paid attention. Her breakthrough single 'just dance' was out for almost five months before it topped the charts and SUDDENLY Mtv has this babe's song on every other minute. I dont know what made people pay attention, Is it the seriously bleached platnum blonde hair?, the drag queen inspired sense of style? the cheekiness? I'm guessing its the cheeky lyrics.... ' wish i could shut my playboy mouth'... haha, i cld interpret that line in so many ways!!

A self proclaimed goof ball like me, she puts me to shame. Lady Gaga, takes being naughty to another level. The amazing but outrageous outfits, need i mention again he tlyrics ' i cant remember the name of this club, cause i've had way too much to drink'..ha! More to come from our peroxide hair dyed beauty, who by the way is naturally a brunette.

Yes, our favourite gal pop band since Beyonce discovered she cld make more money by breaking up Destiny's child. The pussy (xcuse my language) cat dolls. The leather wearing, eye liner consuming, hair spray using and over the top posing ladies. Besides nicole, what do the rest do? I'm not trying to hate because i love their new single ' watchu think about that', its the perfect I-Want-To-break-Up-With-You-Song. But really, nicole sings the verse, chorus, bridge...the rest?...err....well. Ok, so melody carries some high note and the other one that always has to have her leg up...but thats it!!! C'mon girls, i'm sure there is some talent behind all that eyeliner and hair spray.

I am Sasha fierce! I am Beyonce.! I am jay-z' iyawo! I am confussed about who i am!...lol...yes B'. you are. I remember getting this album and thinking oh snap, she just sat down and wrote a bunlde of rubbish about how he's in-love with Jay.

Now, i'm eating my words. The album's actually good, or dare i say..pretty amazing! Where do i start? tracks like, DIVA, HALO, HELLO, SMASH INTO YOU....

I am Sasha fierce...argurably the album of the year.x.

And now to put the icing on the cake! Chris breezy assaults Riri..LOL! Stuff like this is wrong on so many levels, first of all she's your girlfriend! why?!! You have officially damaged the amazing the squeaky clean R n' B super star image we had of you. And if you want to warm your fist, next time punch someone who can actually fight back. NOT A GIRL!. But in fairness, rumours have been circulating that she gave him.. *wait-for-IT* ...'HERPES'. Yes, that nasty thing that you get for life. We'll have our fingers crossed, and be waiting till 5th of March when Chris Brown appears before a judge to face assault charges. *sigh*

One Lipstick at a time, we shall analyze, gossip and talk pure nonsense.

Till next time boys and girls.x.

TwHoThAuZaNdAhNdNiNe

HELLLOOOO!!!....gosh i'm so xcited, i promised myslef i'll be cool like..'yeah its 2009, wtever'. But i cant help it, HAPPY NEW YR! Ok b4 i get to carried away lemme apologise.
Saying its been a while since i updated this blog is a serious understatement. I can keep giving xcuses, or we can kiss and make up right here, right now. O.K?, O.K. Moving on then, a couple of plp have asked what calling this blog heart shaped glasses is bout.
Its the world in my eyes. When i say i'm viewing the world through the lenses of heart shaped glasses, it doesnt mean that in my eyes everyone is a unicorn and we have butterflies for breakfast and poop rainbows. Thats all a bunch of bullshit (xcuse my language).
It means making the most of the situations, life is going to pick you up and throw you against the room, everything that can ever go wrong with you would go wrong and thats nothing compared to the way you handle it.
Blive me, all these problems are smallies. Life is too short. God wouldnt give you what you cant handle. Hence, i got my heart shaped stunnaz on, i dunno bout you.


Ok, lets get a little bit of 2008 in our systems, before never looking back again. hehe.


TOY INC!!!!! TOY INC!!!!!!.....
In my honest and unbiased opinion, this t-shirt line played a significant role in 2008. Its original, and very contempray styled t-shirts, courtsey of Temi and Kitoye Balogun are nothing far from the definition of cool.





Yes, yes the Ray Ban wafers. You had them in pink, red, black, white, and if you couldnt afford all the colours you stocked up on sum of that primark s**t.lol.. I am not even laffn with you guys, because wafers DO NOT FIT EVERYBODY!...do you want me to repeat that? If your head is shaped like an egg or a coconut i advise you to steer clear of these shades below. I am using style to tell sum very special plp, next time you shall be cornered and confronted cuz ya'll know i dnt do things quietly. ha!

Unless, you are impossibly cool like Mr. Williams himself. Which i doubt anyone else is. Then inbox me on facebook, so i can let you know what shape your head is...lol..All enquiries are strictly confidential. ;)

DRUMROLL PLEASE!!!!.....2008 the year it became cool, i mean insanely cool to have short hair. Very special thanks to our Barbadian beauty, Riri. She started it out in long-ish layers below, in what i like to call the vair vair early 'umbrella' days. We straightened, curled, dyed, highlighted, wove, sprayed, and even suffered severe scalp damage all in the bid to look like this. A moment of silence to all my sisters that be rocking the rihana haircut.

She probably got tired of all of us imitating her, what was her stylist thinking making it more edgier?? thinking we wouldnt follow suit? Or we havent the balls to cut our hair even shorter? Sorry Ri, you made it even more appealing. Thank YOU! Although now every night we get on our knees and pray to God to make the damn hair grow back! Ya'll know a girl needs a back up plan.

Cough*. This is where Ri made imitating her hairdo a taboo. Pls, pls. Most of us cannot pull of this 70's/80's quiff. lol. The 70's and the 80's were the two decades the world forgot it needed a sense of style to get by. And when it was good, it was GOOD! And when it was bad, it was Sweet mother of God...BAD!... hence the same theory applies to this haircut. If you can pull it off, you CAN do no wrong. However, if you cant......i'm to scared to let you know the doom that awaits you..lol.

Hmm, '08 & finally figured out that Louis Vuitton had superpowers. Super powers doing what? Well, if you are Nigerian then you would fully appreciate the power and 10 minutes sense of control a Louis V. belt, purse or wallet can give you on facebook.

Ifee- Is that mayowa?

Afoma- Ah, ah chill....its her oh. BADDEST!. wiv her l.v belt and the clutch to match.

Ifee- babes be doing big things oh.

Afoma- Ah, i gatz to write on her wall

Ifee- you like wasting time, i'm commenting on the picture

Afoma- ok, handle the picture and i'll take care of her wall.

Ifee- where's my phone sef. Lets call her too.

Nobody shld front on this one, you know ya'll be hoping you become facebook celebrities in 2009. Hopefully, ifee and afoma would notice you.lol.

Speaking of facebook. The facebook pout is a necessity. If you havent learnt it yet, then i feel sorry for you. Nobody would let you in their picture if you cannot pout. lmao. Even bois too.

On your mark, get set...POUT, BABY POUT!....Press your lips every so slightly together, push them out a little bit, now for the final touch squint your eyes. I am warning you, if you gain a repuation for not pouting nobody would be your frnd, You would die a lonely person.lol.

Moving on to more 2008 cliche's. Whats that you say? Don Perrione? Yes? Yes. We know you like a £199 bottle of champagne. Even tho you dunno what exactly Don Perrione stands for. You have not the slightest idea that it came about due to the amazing wine making skills of the 17th century monk Dom Perignon. You cant even tell the difference, between this and a £14 bottle of bubbly. Not to talk of the way the bubbles are actually individually disturbed over the summer, to create your vair expensive chamapgne. But you MUST drink it, by fire by force. Tonight na tonight.lol...
Can i interest you in a bottle of Krug? No? Never bothered to order a bottle, or am speaking another language here. In my opinion, you cannot say vintage champagne better than a bottle of Krug. It doesnt have a particular formula, each year the krug family meet to create another recipe. Leaving it to for 14yrs, before putting it out. Did i hear you say Vintage?.

Now to my fave. The phrase killer heels, has never had a more literal meaning as far as i know. Even i have been forced to sucumb to peer pressure and punish myself in towering 5 inch heels.

You know you cannot walk in them, can you even sit comfortably in them?...Haha, but its a do or die affair.

Nobody said you have to be comfortable, as long as they are fab. thats all that counts. You can sell your soul in the process for all you care. You're out partying, in these oh-so-painful shoes. Your toes are numb, i mean like..you-risk-the-chance-loosing-a-toe kinda numb. The more you dance the higher your chances of finding yourself in the critical condition wing of the nearest hospital. The Doctor is telling you they have to amputate a couple of toes...LMAO.... Yes, its very possible. Till that day, we shall continue to ooze faboulosity. Buy shoes simply because they are cute not comfortable. Walk like penguins on the way back home, and stay bed ridden for the next two days. This we promise our fab. shoes. ;)

The number one culprit that can single handedly give you dizzy spells and imense migraine headaches. Our oh-so-cute headbands. You have them in every colour, in 2008 you vowed to match them everyday to your outfit. You get to class and cant understand a single thing your tutor is saying, the headaches and sore scapls are to blame. But you must be a like Blair Waldorf. Why can she get away with it and you cant. BECAUSE!..in her own skool, they dont learn hence no serious brainstorming is needed. They only strategize on how to kill eachother..haha. So why take off the headband?

Two words- Skinny jeans.. Yes i did infact notice that your surgically attached to you skinnies. You're not? Why i cld hv sworn...never mind. Long, short, damn too tight, red, pink, yellow, blue, grey, green, black, In prada or primark, Armani or H&M?, the skinny jeans are the reason you want to wake up in the morning. No think about it, your life in 2008 revolved around skinnies. To class, down the corner store. Even when they looked a little funny with your vans, you figured out how to pull it off, else the vans go. DEF. NOT THE SKINNIES!.. gasp* that wld be disastrous.

Unfortunatley, sum of us are going to have to kiss it goodbye. What, with the 10 pounds your single-handely gained over xmas dinner?. Lets be painfully realistic here, you shall gain it back by valentine's day. You doubt me? ok.

Its 2009, and you still cant use your iphone. Instead you stay awake strategising on how you are going to add more bling to it and oh maybe take out all the ice and spray it gold...a la' Mr. Pharell Williams. You are not alone.

Yes BOSS!...The 'P' looks heavy on you. Yes, yes, the P'. I am still dying to know what the 'P' means. Anybody? What is heavy about it? am not even tryn to be funny, cuz you know, ya'll be saying it like every 2 sec. yet you dunno what you are saying. Yes its a compliment but, can you honeslty tell me that you can wrap your finger round it.

Special thanks to Boss man himself Naeto c, and the others for making Naij. music cool again.

P.S- check him out in that blazer, i'd tap that ;)

For the last time, HAPPY NEW YEAR!..out with the old and in with the new. Please steer clear of resolutions you cant keep, like no more cigarettes or dropping a whopping 80pounds so that you wld be mistaken for nicole richie. Why punish yourself?

All i can say is, 2008 is very much in the past. Let it go. Focus on counting how many times it took for you too pick your face off the floor, and whether or not you would like to see that happen again. You are who you are, nobody can take that neither can you change that. Hence, all i want o do is be a extremely good at being me...lucy..just that. Too me, it cant get more perfect that this So why waste your time?

Its 2009. New year, & very new beginnings.

Lets do this.

One lipstick at a time.x.

Stupidity at its peak....

Ah, its been ages since i gossiped with you guys. I'm sorry, where do i begin. Skool is the number one culprit for taking up all my time, plus d unwanted drama i've been getting lately.
And as for those of you that have been asking, no wait...'disturbing'!!!...me to write a new blog, like you pay my rent..lol....i hope you are happy now. (a la' fisayo!)
My beloved boys and girls (yes boys you know you come here regularly to check for updates!..HA!). gOSH, I'm itching to write.
Let's start with the latest indulgence i have been enjoying in amebo village. I've been opportuned to enjoy the biggest cat fight since paris hilton and nicole richie made it legitimate for girls to claw at eachother over hair spray! For the sake of saving my ass, i wouldnt mention their names. But its not really the idea of two bestfriends of three years, telling the world how the other person swiped her 'v' card in kunle's room...that is my concern. NOOOO...its the commentators on this fight that i belive have reached the peak of stupidity and have passed the opportunity to ever be sensible in their lives..(harsh??)..i know!.
People, its not the kind of stupidity that can be cured by common sense, like when i saw michelle taking 14 shots of vodka when SHE KNOWS' her limit is 7 shots...lmao(dts a story for another day)..
I mean stupidity that cannot be faked or duplicated, its in your genes such as these gals i know.. Pity.
Most plp know d story, we have these two bestfrnds fighting...i mean clawing at eachother, gossiping, revealing ....*gasp*....secrets!!...you think you have a few secrets...i advice you to go and sit down!, wait till you hear what these gals have done behind our back. Tears of immense and xploding joy are rolling down my face, i'm officially in amebo heaven.. Now i know who hooked up with who, who gave him *cough* in d back seat of his car.
No i dont stop laffn, even when they start talking about me..(out of sheer jealousy i must add!).lol. They fail to realise i dont care.
However, the jokes stop when people start taking sides. And the stupidity of these girls is too overwhelming. I want to smack them across the face, stupid stupid gals....idiotic weave loving, barbie imitating, facebook pouters.
You said what?....you're taking sides, with tosin?...and you feel you can trust her?...LMAO..
even after she told you everytin there is to know about her so called bestfriend of three years. Ah, yes. Both of you are going shopping dis friday, so you girlies can bond and you can tell her if you've gotten to fourth base with ebuka. STUPID!....thats what you are. She did it to her 'bestfrnd', and she'll do it to you her 'not-so bestfriend'. My dear girl, do you not hear the warning bells ringingin your ears??..do you not see the red light flashing..almost infact, making you blind.
People are deceitful, they tell lies to draw away attention from their nauseating percpective on true frndship, they stand in front of the mirror practicing how to fake tears, so that you feel sympathy, they would stab you in the back and twist the knife IN and you would bleed till you can bleed no more, they would hold your hand and say their your friend, nod their heads while you confinde in them, feed on your innocence and (may i add for the last time) sheer stupidity, so that when they have a leverage over you and the claws cum out, (as it did with her besfrnd) we'll all be laughing at you.
Many people have their perspectives on frndships twisted, while i belive and fully appreciate that everybody is different whether good or bad. I know for a fact, that it
Friends smile with you, and find peace in your happiness
They cry with you when they cant help you carry the weight
of the world. The nature of friendship;Requires a blend of the
warmest compassion, deep and true, honest and sincere.
And even when the friendship has run its course and come to an
end, there need not be fear or doubt that the moments you were
vulnerable is mocked openly.

Ok, i have to go study now!...(plus on d phone wiv ibukun. He's a big distraction..lol)..x.

MUSIC IS THE FOOD TO MY SOUL.....x.

Do i feel pressured to write better blogs, everyday so plp wont get bored?...YES!.. do i feel nervous about the kind of material i can come up with?....HELL NO...my blogs come from the heart. So if people like what my heart has to say, then no wahala...there is plenty where that came from.
Today, we're talking music. Ah, yes i see your eye lighting....if your not xcited then you have a problem. Music is food for the soul. I dont know about you, but i'm a certified music freak1 did i say freak? no ADDICT!. If you know me, you know i always have my earphones in my ears...24/7. The other day my seminar tutor lost her cool with me. Onye...or whatever your name is she says-put away your bloody ipod. You do that every week, coming to class with your music on. Good heavens, i went red with embarrassment, as my mates strtd laffn...*sigh* the things i do for music. We have a love affair dt wld last forever..lol..(ok, i'm driftig away)
I know for a fact that music is a very sensitive topic, kinda like the way boys scream and literally have panic and anxiety attacks over soccer matches a la' kitoye!...HA!..
Everyone thinks they have the best taste in music, well lemme tell you guys one thing i know for sure. I never met sum1 with better taste in music than me.. No really...do you see me smiling?...I challenge whoever!!!!! lemme see your limewire collection, since most of you are to fucking cheap to go out and buy albums these day..lol...i am not guilty of that one sha.!
Lets start with hip-hop, What do you know about rap music my brother asked one day, i never met any1 as girlie as you...so wt do you know bout rap, when he said that, i bloody lost it! yes boys i actually have sumfin 2 say about your 'almighty hip-hop'..lol.. Who do i listen to? Kanye, no its nt cliche' i'm nt even into the club classic gold digger...lets start with his song 'through the wire'....kanye is belting out his heart with a metal plate in his chin just weeks after being removed from life support in the same hospital that biggie smalls died. Its amamzing that he still has a sense of humour while recording this song,- 'when the doc told me i had a metal plate in my chin, i said doc. didnt you relize i'll never make it past the metal detectors now? its bad enuf i have all this jewelry on'....HA!...God i can go on....
MOVING ON!....our favourite person we love to hate! 50cent...a minute of silence for the gangster turned p****y....lol...(no i dnt swear alot plp) i'm just disappoint in 50. Lemme take you bakc to his 1st album, actually his 2nd cuz the 1st one didnt do any good atall!...bet you didnt know that. 'Get rich or die trying' Kai, dude was rapping like he was hungry, you can feel the determination....21 questions to me is like a love song..no dont frown your face and think i'm crazy. To me, its like asking your better half what it takes to make them leave you. (i need to keep this short)
How many did 50 sell wen d album came out? 12 million copies..u fink i'm lying?..google it! HISS!. How bout now?...i am too embarrassed to say how much the last album made, as an ex- 50 fan i like to think i still have some respect for him. And whats up with g-unit members leavn?...young buck got kicked out this time..looll...i never actually liked him, bt i used 2 be a g-unit fan. I even stalked my mum to get me a pair of g-unit sneakers sum years back. In case your wondering when the new g-unit album, is coming out i can tell you....its been out..for..not 1..not 2...but 3months!!!!!...LMAO.
Grab your copy now, the folks are hmv wld prbly giv you for free. Ok i have to go. I have a life too you know!...HA!..I'm out.x.

Get over it

Skool's over 2day, nt that any of you care...lol...i really need a better introduction for my blogs 'i cn be lame like that' HA!
Lets pretend we have alot to say today,....why do people just get up and leave? And i dont mean, having justified reasons, like ohh they had to relocate, ur were treating them like shit, u knew dey were going to be gone. No honey, i mean out of the blue disappear into thin air. They ignore your calls, even when it shows on facebook that they have been there.
This is easy, i cant belive it took me 8 years to realize....'PEOPLE CHANGE'....did you get that??...lemme tell you again, 'PEOPLE CHANGE'...no they really do. And belive me love, its not your damn fault. Whether its a friend or a better half.
Whats that you say??....You both had a connection?...(i've been there!), you were their one and only?? (honey i wrote d book on being another person's number one..lol), you were what? best friends??...lol...i can fill a book on how many best friends i have had..LMAO!.. Yes, we know the drill. Guys, you knew everything she liked...every detail of it. you used to bring her Mexican style bagels with vanilla flavoured lattes every friday by 5pm, cause fridays were her worst days in skool and ur baby needed some comofort food. You what?..gave him a massage, stayed up till 6am playing ps2 with him even when you had 2 test to prepare for, you bought tickets for both of you to go see nas even though you dont really know why he's still making albums. Yes, it goes on and on and on but they still left.
I have news for you.....(wait for it).....NOTHING IS WRONG WITH YOU! People change, people leave, friendships run its course, even if your nt ready to say goodbye, the scales fall from your eyes, and you realise they we not 'that' perfect.
Funny story happened, my friend went over to spend the night with her boyfriend...no not to ****....lol... i mean we were planning this sleepover like it was her wedding day, what she was going to wear there, we even picked her jammies for bed...WOOT, WOOT. She comes back a day early, crying her eyes out. Prince charming ended the relatioship that morning. What did she do? absolutely nothing. Turns out, he woke up the next day took one look at her and said he was done. I know what ur thinking, she must hv scared the shit out of him with her 'just got out of bed' face..far from it. I've known her for 5 years, i've never seen anyone sleep for 12hrs strait and still look as gorgeous as she always does(no homo). The dude, just had enough. Just like that. HA!.
I believe everything happens for a reason! People change so you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you can appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so that you will eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes, good things fall apart, so better things can fall together. Nothing is as it seems.
Get over it. If i can.....Then you have no excuse.x.

Label jars not people

Ah, yes i'm back and i can see a huge smile on omoria's face (he's going to kill me after this! ha!), yes i always things to say and i'm not here because i finished my company law seminar task as i promised myself...bloody hell, i'm tired of reading what judge Halsbury has to say about 'lifting the corporate veil'...under company law.
BACK TO THE GOOD STUFF!........yes, lets talk. I dont get what it is with people, and the labels we give eachother. If i kiss girls, i'm a dyke. If i cry alot i'm a drama queen, if i show up to class with my eyes covered in heavy black eyeliner and facial piercings (i mean true heavy metal style) i'm called a goth, i become good to my friends, and i'm called a 'mugu'. Plp d list is endless, dont get me wrong i am guilty of labelling people, but i'm not as judgemental as most people.
Yes, yes, yes i jugde people based on dier looks and most especially outfits, d minuter i meet sum1 my eyes roam as fast as you can imagine. If its a girl, i go straight to her bag..geez, i think to myself if she couldnt afford a chanel, she should have just got sum s**t from primark, instead of rocking a fake...Oh my daze, are dose weave tracks i see?? honey fix your hair before u show up here....no she didnt appear with chipped nail polish, thats the 3rd time in a row she's doing that. People close to me know me too well for that....lol... my eyes can roam around a girl for 8 secs flat, yes i time myself (i am a proud fashion additc...lol). I can tell you wht she is wearing, without seeing the label, which is fake and which is not. I can estimate how much she has stored in her debit card judging from her lingo, swag, and purse.
But no i dont discriminate against, people that just want to express themselves. I dont see a hippie with purple hair, and think 'FREAK', i wouldnt see a nudist and particularly think he or she must be mentally unstable to walk around naked. We Nigerians are all too guilty of that, if you're not a hip-hop listening, pants sagging, designer concious, lipgloss obsessive, Beyonce imitating, heterosexual facebooker, then....all i can say is' GOOD LUCK'. e go be for you.....x.