Wednesday 11 February 2009

MUSIC IS THE FOOD TO MY SOUL.....Part 2.



Boys and girls...needs i bore you with lousy introductions?...it however has been TOO LONG!..been doing a little bit of blogging for Toy Inc. But my heart remains here *wink* Now to business.
Silly boys, silly silly boys when would you ever learn? Do not ask me what i know about hip-hop cause i might put you to shame. Take a look at the dude below,...recognize him? i highly doubt it. A moment of silence for the late Shimmy shimmy yam. Ex- member of Wu tang Clan, the voice behind hip-hop classic songs like ' Dirty ol' bastard'. I cant seem to get the lyrics out of my head no matter how offensive they always sound.
Intro- 'Oh fuck you cant even sing'

Gimme the mic so i can take it away
Wu-tang killer bees on a Swarn
Chop that down, pass it all around
Lyrics get down, like quick cement to the ground


Dude got kicked out of Wu-Tang before his untimely death, ego so big the Wu-Tang Clan couldnt deal with him anymore. In the same context..ego so big, he made great music to feed that ego. The number one rapper to officially make dreadlocks cool for hip-hop, no Busta Rhymes you weren't the first.
Moving on.....ICE-T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! damn, where do i start. I'm not even talking bout the old man's swag or the money. When i refer to gangster rap (by the way not every rap song is straight up gangster) ice-t always, always, always pops into my head. When i'm talking bout people that revolutionalized hip-hop, officially making it a music gendre of its own i'm talking about ice-t. Special reference to albums like 'Rhyme pays' in 1987, 'Power' in 1988 and the all time classic..'The iceberg/freedom of speech....just watch what you say' of 1989. *sigh* i could go on.



These days, it seems he's more popular for being married to his porno- star wife 'coco'. Who's complaining tho. Will you look at the size of those!!!!!... LOL!.


If you're not already drooling over Lady gaga, then i suggest you take a serious reality check. What baffles me tho is that she's been around for almost fiver years, and ya'll are just paying attention to her. Kind of reminds me of Ne-yo and 50- cent, they was probably aorund of three years before the world finally woke up and paid attention. Her breakthrough single 'just dance' was out for almost five months before it topped the charts and SUDDENLY Mtv has this babe's song on every other minute. I dont know what made people pay attention, Is it the seriously bleached platnum blonde hair?, the drag queen inspired sense of style? the cheekiness? I'm guessing its the cheeky lyrics.... ' wish i could shut my playboy mouth'... haha, i cld interpret that line in so many ways!!

A self proclaimed goof ball like me, she puts me to shame. Lady Gaga, takes being naughty to another level. The amazing but outrageous outfits, need i mention again he tlyrics ' i cant remember the name of this club, cause i've had way too much to drink'..ha! More to come from our peroxide hair dyed beauty, who by the way is naturally a brunette.





Yes, our favourite gal pop band since Beyonce discovered she cld make more money by breaking up Destiny's child. The pussy (xcuse my language) cat dolls. The leather wearing, eye liner consuming, hair spray using and over the top posing ladies. Besides nicole, what do the rest do? I'm not trying to hate because i love their new single ' watchu think about that', its the perfect I-Want-To-break-Up-With-You-Song. But really, nicole sings the verse, chorus, bridge...the rest?...err....well. Ok, so melody carries some high note and the other one that always has to have her leg up...but thats it!!! C'mon girls, i'm sure there is some talent behind all that eyeliner and hair spray.






I am Sasha fierce! I am Beyonce.! I am jay-z' iyawo! I am confussed about who i am!...lol...yes B'. you are. I remember getting this album and thinking oh snap, she just sat down and wrote a bunlde of rubbish about how he's in-love with Jay.



Now, i'm eating my words. The album's actually good, or dare i say..pretty amazing! Where do i start? tracks like, DIVA, HALO, HELLO, SMASH INTO YOU....







I am Sasha fierce...argurably the album of the year.x.





And now to put the icing on the cake! Chris breezy assaults Riri..LOL! Stuff like this is wrong on so many levels, first of all she's your girlfriend! why?!! You have officially damaged the amazing the squeaky clean R n' B super star image we had of you. And if you want to warm your fist, next time punch someone who can actually fight back. NOT A GIRL!. But in fairness, rumours have been circulating that she gave him.. *wait-for-IT* ...'HERPES'. Yes, that nasty thing that you get for life. We'll have our fingers crossed, and be waiting till 5th of March when Chris Brown appears before a judge to face assault charges. *sigh*




One Lipstick at a time, we shall analyze, gossip and talk pure nonsense.

Till next time boys and girls.x.

2 comments:

Dith said...

i think "Ego" is my fave track on that album. She has some really nice songs on there

lucy phil-ebosie said...

halo is prbly my best song.