Monday 23 February 2009

Simply because everyone on facebook is doing it....25 Random things bout me, OH! i tell a lie 38 random things actually



1. Once upon a time, i thought i found the person that i wanted to spend the rest of my life with.

2. I love my friends. No not acquitances, not party or champagne popping buddies. I MEAN friends...you know those people that can see you laugh and tell you’re falling to pieces inside. Like these crazy biatches here.lol! Ohh i wish i cld put all my friend’s pictures here! *sniff*


3. I have three birth marks on my face, on my chin, above my left eye and on the edge of my lip. My dad also has them, in all the exact places.!!!
4. I talk about couture and fashion with immense detail the way some girls talk about boys.
5. I’m addicted to cereal, i’d eat it in the car, for breakfast, luch, dinner, after school, after a night out.
6. My greatest fear is not finding the remote for the t.v.
7. I’m addicted to washing my hands.
8. I party alot, sumtimes too much. Tee-hee
9. I blog because its the only therapy i allow myself.
10. I dont know how to loose, how to come 2nd place, how to be ordinary, or just ‘ok’. If i’m not the star, i take a walk and never come back.
11. Apparently i know how to cook! Yayy me.
12. When i settle down to cry, i flood the room.
13. I’m a complete goofball, sometimes i know not how to control myself to the extent that, i dont know if my friends are laughing at me or with me.
14. I believe in being truly, madly and deeply in-love with THE ONE you are meant to spend your life with. I admit this with great shame, since i’m not cheesy.
15. I am nothing without God Almighty.
16. I love pink!
17. I am....Muslim, Catholic, Igbo, Ijebu, Arab... *sigh* who’s counting. I simply say i’m a naij babe, so i dont confuse myself...or better still..you!
18. My current ringtone is Kanye’s ‘Heartless’ very random i know.. Hehe.
19. I’ve been wearing heels since i was 9yrs old.
20. I have a chronic weakness for shoes. I’d trade my boyfriend for a pair of Kurt Geiger shoes anyday.
21. I pretend to like alchohol so that people wouldnt have a hard time relating to me.
22. I’ve never been drunk.
23. I have complete disregard for people that do not know me....farmiliarity is NOT by force..LOL.
24. Very few people know the right gifts to give me, as obvious as i am...i’m extremely picky.
25. I’m a poser...I shamefully admit.

26. I have little tolerance for people that- kiss ass, cant stand up for what they believe in, or genrally ditzy girls. I would smack them across the face if battery was legitimate.
27. I gossip. Yes, so do you.
28. I depend on my ipod too much.
29. I intend on living my life exactly the way i want to. Anyone that has an opinion should walk in the opposite direction.
30. I love skool.
31. I love letters! Someone recently wrote me one, and i read it everyday. THANK YOU!.
32. I’m being very honest on this blog because, i am under the impression that people rarely come here, unlike my face book page.
33. I panic when things appear uncertian.
34. Music is the food to my soul, and fashion is my way of life..my culture...the air that i breath.
35. I’m very materialistic. Alexandra McQueen shoes, Birkin purses, Feragamo pumps, ice from Jacob the jeweler, vintage champagne, Chanel clothes stitched to precision, cuban cigars, stretch hummers, diamond dust facials, vitamin water, gucci wedges, diamond encrusted blackberry, priceless vintage pearls, ridiculously expensive cavier ..I’ll take it all, and would hurt anyone that stands in my way of getting it. I dont care if you’re judging me.
36. I have persona, when i’m with my friends my voice is the loudest, my jokes are the funniest, my stories are the best...dare i be more cocky?...lol.
37. I am very fascinated by smokers, i just love to watch them take a drag and blow out the smoke. *WOW* serious magic trick. Can you teach me? Lol.
38. My most cherished item, is a picture of me and my mum. Its was taken when i was 1yr old. *Sniff* Love my mummy!!!




Xoxo.

Wednesday 11 February 2009

MUSIC IS THE FOOD TO MY SOUL.....Part 2.



Boys and girls...needs i bore you with lousy introductions?...it however has been TOO LONG!..been doing a little bit of blogging for Toy Inc. But my heart remains here *wink* Now to business.
Silly boys, silly silly boys when would you ever learn? Do not ask me what i know about hip-hop cause i might put you to shame. Take a look at the dude below,...recognize him? i highly doubt it. A moment of silence for the late Shimmy shimmy yam. Ex- member of Wu tang Clan, the voice behind hip-hop classic songs like ' Dirty ol' bastard'. I cant seem to get the lyrics out of my head no matter how offensive they always sound.
Intro- 'Oh fuck you cant even sing'

Gimme the mic so i can take it away
Wu-tang killer bees on a Swarn
Chop that down, pass it all around
Lyrics get down, like quick cement to the ground


Dude got kicked out of Wu-Tang before his untimely death, ego so big the Wu-Tang Clan couldnt deal with him anymore. In the same context..ego so big, he made great music to feed that ego. The number one rapper to officially make dreadlocks cool for hip-hop, no Busta Rhymes you weren't the first.
Moving on.....ICE-T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! damn, where do i start. I'm not even talking bout the old man's swag or the money. When i refer to gangster rap (by the way not every rap song is straight up gangster) ice-t always, always, always pops into my head. When i'm talking bout people that revolutionalized hip-hop, officially making it a music gendre of its own i'm talking about ice-t. Special reference to albums like 'Rhyme pays' in 1987, 'Power' in 1988 and the all time classic..'The iceberg/freedom of speech....just watch what you say' of 1989. *sigh* i could go on.



These days, it seems he's more popular for being married to his porno- star wife 'coco'. Who's complaining tho. Will you look at the size of those!!!!!... LOL!.


If you're not already drooling over Lady gaga, then i suggest you take a serious reality check. What baffles me tho is that she's been around for almost fiver years, and ya'll are just paying attention to her. Kind of reminds me of Ne-yo and 50- cent, they was probably aorund of three years before the world finally woke up and paid attention. Her breakthrough single 'just dance' was out for almost five months before it topped the charts and SUDDENLY Mtv has this babe's song on every other minute. I dont know what made people pay attention, Is it the seriously bleached platnum blonde hair?, the drag queen inspired sense of style? the cheekiness? I'm guessing its the cheeky lyrics.... ' wish i could shut my playboy mouth'... haha, i cld interpret that line in so many ways!!

A self proclaimed goof ball like me, she puts me to shame. Lady Gaga, takes being naughty to another level. The amazing but outrageous outfits, need i mention again he tlyrics ' i cant remember the name of this club, cause i've had way too much to drink'..ha! More to come from our peroxide hair dyed beauty, who by the way is naturally a brunette.





Yes, our favourite gal pop band since Beyonce discovered she cld make more money by breaking up Destiny's child. The pussy (xcuse my language) cat dolls. The leather wearing, eye liner consuming, hair spray using and over the top posing ladies. Besides nicole, what do the rest do? I'm not trying to hate because i love their new single ' watchu think about that', its the perfect I-Want-To-break-Up-With-You-Song. But really, nicole sings the verse, chorus, bridge...the rest?...err....well. Ok, so melody carries some high note and the other one that always has to have her leg up...but thats it!!! C'mon girls, i'm sure there is some talent behind all that eyeliner and hair spray.






I am Sasha fierce! I am Beyonce.! I am jay-z' iyawo! I am confussed about who i am!...lol...yes B'. you are. I remember getting this album and thinking oh snap, she just sat down and wrote a bunlde of rubbish about how he's in-love with Jay.



Now, i'm eating my words. The album's actually good, or dare i say..pretty amazing! Where do i start? tracks like, DIVA, HALO, HELLO, SMASH INTO YOU....







I am Sasha fierce...argurably the album of the year.x.





And now to put the icing on the cake! Chris breezy assaults Riri..LOL! Stuff like this is wrong on so many levels, first of all she's your girlfriend! why?!! You have officially damaged the amazing the squeaky clean R n' B super star image we had of you. And if you want to warm your fist, next time punch someone who can actually fight back. NOT A GIRL!. But in fairness, rumours have been circulating that she gave him.. *wait-for-IT* ...'HERPES'. Yes, that nasty thing that you get for life. We'll have our fingers crossed, and be waiting till 5th of March when Chris Brown appears before a judge to face assault charges. *sigh*




One Lipstick at a time, we shall analyze, gossip and talk pure nonsense.

Till next time boys and girls.x.