day 2 and i'm getting the hang of it

Its 10am, friday morning. Apparently not too many people think i'm a very boring individual infact people seem to like my blog. So yeah, i didnt end up going to bed in tears fearing that my blogging career was over....LOL....
whats on my mind this early mo-mo...hmm, lets see alot but lets start with the top of the list. 'Frienships'!!! For the very 1st time in my life i wish i was a boy, boys have it easy when it comes to sorting out friendships...if a guy messes up, i'm sure they just say stuff like...'blood why you fuck up, i no dey feel your parolz oh'..or sumfin like that sha.
BUT GIRLS!!!....Sweet mother of God, its a totally different story. Lucy, how come you went bowling and you didnt tell me? I thought we promised to hang out with eacother every weekend. Lucy i cant believe his asking you out again, and you waited so long to tell me. I TELL YOU EVERYTHING!...so u take me for a fool?
Why did you buy those shoes in blue, when you KNOW that i was going to get them to wear for Afoma's birthday, you've ruined my life. This friendship is officially over, i cant stand you.
And even if i try to apologise and tell myself she has a reason to be mad, the next week there is another arguement waiting around the corner.
When you asked a guy about a friend of his, he'll be like- well, he's aii i guess. Nothing says they dnt talk anymore, but it still doesnt say there are best friends. Boys tend to be indifferent bout this. Just easy, breazzzzzzzzyyyyy. WOOT...WOOT!
Whereas in girls, its like this- oh we're still working on our friendship, i cant seem to trust her anymore, she thinks she's the shit cause her toatser kips popping aces in clubs, i've moved on from her, she's the person holding me back in life, she's a backstabbing bitch,.
Its like ladies chill!!!!!!!!! friendship is a beautiful thing, stop analysing every part of it,
I have alot to say, but afoma needs to read this now.....BRB.....xoxo.