Stupidity at its peak....

Ah, its been ages since i gossiped with you guys. I'm sorry, where do i begin. Skool is the number one culprit for taking up all my time, plus d unwanted drama i've been getting lately.
And as for those of you that have been asking, no wait...'disturbing'!!!...me to write a new blog, like you pay my rent..lol....i hope you are happy now. (a la' fisayo!)
My beloved boys and girls (yes boys you know you come here regularly to check for updates!..HA!). gOSH, I'm itching to write.
Let's start with the latest indulgence i have been enjoying in amebo village. I've been opportuned to enjoy the biggest cat fight since paris hilton and nicole richie made it legitimate for girls to claw at eachother over hair spray! For the sake of saving my ass, i wouldnt mention their names. But its not really the idea of two bestfriends of three years, telling the world how the other person swiped her 'v' card in kunle's room...that is my concern. NOOOO...its the commentators on this fight that i belive have reached the peak of stupidity and have passed the opportunity to ever be sensible in their lives..(harsh??)..i know!.
People, its not the kind of stupidity that can be cured by common sense, like when i saw michelle taking 14 shots of vodka when SHE KNOWS' her limit is 7 shots...lmao(dts a story for another day)..
I mean stupidity that cannot be faked or duplicated, its in your genes such as these gals i know.. Pity.
Most plp know d story, we have these two bestfrnds fighting...i mean clawing at eachother, gossiping, revealing ....*gasp*....secrets!!...you think you have a few secrets...i advice you to go and sit down!, wait till you hear what these gals have done behind our back. Tears of immense and xploding joy are rolling down my face, i'm officially in amebo heaven.. Now i know who hooked up with who, who gave him *cough* in d back seat of his car.
No i dont stop laffn, even when they start talking about me..(out of sheer jealousy i must add!).lol. They fail to realise i dont care.
However, the jokes stop when people start taking sides. And the stupidity of these girls is too overwhelming. I want to smack them across the face, stupid stupid gals....idiotic weave loving, barbie imitating, facebook pouters.
You said what?....you're taking sides, with tosin?...and you feel you can trust her?...LMAO..
even after she told you everytin there is to know about her so called bestfriend of three years. Ah, yes. Both of you are going shopping dis friday, so you girlies can bond and you can tell her if you've gotten to fourth base with ebuka. STUPID!....thats what you are. She did it to her 'bestfrnd', and she'll do it to you her 'not-so bestfriend'. My dear girl, do you not hear the warning bells ringingin your ears??..do you not see the red light flashing..almost infact, making you blind.
People are deceitful, they tell lies to draw away attention from their nauseating percpective on true frndship, they stand in front of the mirror practicing how to fake tears, so that you feel sympathy, they would stab you in the back and twist the knife IN and you would bleed till you can bleed no more, they would hold your hand and say their your friend, nod their heads while you confinde in them, feed on your innocence and (may i add for the last time) sheer stupidity, so that when they have a leverage over you and the claws cum out, (as it did with her besfrnd) we'll all be laughing at you.
Many people have their perspectives on frndships twisted, while i belive and fully appreciate that everybody is different whether good or bad. I know for a fact, that it
Friends smile with you, and find peace in your happiness
They cry with you when they cant help you carry the weight
of the world. The nature of friendship;Requires a blend of the
warmest compassion, deep and true, honest and sincere.
And even when the friendship has run its course and come to an
end, there need not be fear or doubt that the moments you were
vulnerable is mocked openly.

Ok, i have to go study now!...(plus on d phone wiv ibukun. He's a big distraction..lol)..x.